TATTOO SHOPS
NEAR ME IN Burlington, New Jersey

“Yo, if you’re still getting inked by anyone other than Duff at Mr Tattoo in Burlington, NJ, you’re basically volunteering for a midlife crisis. This guy’s work is the best on the East Coast, and I’m not just saying that because I’m hopped up on post-tattoo adrenaline. You roll into 673 High St with a half-baked idea, and Duff—freaking wizard that he is—turns it into a masterpiece that could make a Renaissance painter quit in shame. His linework? So sharp it could cut glass. His shading? So flawless it’s like he’s painting with unicorn tears. The shop’s vibe is cooler than a speakeasy in a zombie apocalypse, spotless enough to eat off the floor (not that you should). Duff’s out here slinging ink like he’s got a personal vendetta against boring skin. My tattoo’s so ridiculously perfect I’m considering quitting my job to become a walking billboard for this guy. East Coast, wake up—Duff at Mr Tattoo is the only name you need to know for ink that slaps harder than a reality TV plot twist.”